A CRY PILLOW??? GENIUS!!!

We were inspired by the cries and tears of millions!  We've been watching and and just taking it all in!

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I spent the past eight years, during the Obama Administration, researching the best cry pillow in the world in a bomb-shelter in my home state of Arizona.

I understand how important this is for people suffering across this great land and I feel blessed to bring a little comfort to these victims.   Victims from a lifetime of participation trophies,  privilege and way to much Rachel Maddow.

IF FOR SOME REASON WE HAVE DAMAGED YOUR DELICATE SENSIBILITIES YOU NEED A CRY PILLOW! 
FEEL FREE TO ORDER A CRY PILLOW OF YOUR CHOICE;
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US AND LET US HAVE IT!  
BRING IT!  BRING IT!